night time bandits
Dreams were nice. Rei-Rei liked dreams, especially ones with dreamy heroes forced to assume the role of the damsel in distress, and she, the beautiful, gallant knight, reconciled to save her lady-love, errr, gentle-love. She was, in fact, in a very similar dream as this one-- with a tower, guarded by a floating sea monkey and a wash of waves that rammed against the rocks of the small patch of island that played host. And as the waves dashed against her love's hopes and dreams of rescue, so to was the bumbling, heavy footed shark's stomping along the hardwood floor of their room. Dream bubbles burst and snoozing at its end, Rei-Rei raised her head from faceplanted style of sleep, her hair entwined and sticking up this and that way, only to see an empty room. She could hear Tai torrenting down the stairs and for the life of her couldn't figure out why.
Was he bailing? Hmph? He'd left his shirt so probably not. Did he have to pee? Hmm come to think of it, she had to pee now as well. Great. Perfect. First she's stolen from her triumphant surrealism and now from her soft, warm bed by the grips of a full bladder taking its chance to relieve itself at her inconvenience. With a blanket wrapped atop her head and hanging over her body, she slowly excited the room, half awake, half feeling out the bath from memory alone, descending the winding staircase. As he hit the ground floor, she completely walked past Tai who had stopped only because he'd been met with the likes of a few fiendish bandits raiding the first floor. None of this, however, meant anything to Rei-Darling, course not. Had she even noticed? Could she even see the status of the situation through crusty-eyed haze?
What she did, see, however, was a body blocking the bathroom entrance, stalling her from relieving herself. He was a burly fellow, ugly as all day, wide as all outside, but none of this mattered to the purple haired vixen. She wanted only one thing and nothing was going to stand in her way. The man snarled as she approached, hoping to find her a fair booty from tonight's raid. However, as soon as Rei-Rei reached her, her arms jetted out so quick and fast that the movement could have been missed if you weren't paying attention. The man's face held an expression somewhere between shock and bewilderment as she slowly tipped over, frozen in the same position. Gasps ripped from this mouth and that one, wondering what she'd did to him.
Another man approached the door and held his arm out to block her passage.... "Who do you think you are, you little bitch?"
"I....Have...to....PEEEEEE" And just like that, the fight was on...