"Holy shit, they charge this much for a simple fucking cup of tea?!" Kouhei says reading a menu just handed to him by a vaguely attractive waitress. It was a slightly cloudy day on this random island, somewhere in the south blue. It was a small island, with modern architecture and technology, mostly a rest place for the nearby Marine HQ of the South Blue. Kou loved this island only because the people were so rich and pretentious, so he could tease them endlessly. World Nobles sometimes made appearances, which was actually a big vise. He didn't like the idea of "bowing his head" everytime an asshole Noble decided to walk his way. The sooner he can afford his own island, the better. Being such a popular place, everything had to be way more expensive since it was considered "high quality". This was another vise that Kouhei hated, but put up with.
Today was a good day though. On this day, Kouhei and his First mate decided to go on a little tea date. First off let me explain that this date was in no way romantic, it was strictly two crew members enjoying each other's company. Second, Antoinette Iris Madder, or Iris as Kou would call her, was 13 years old. 13. That's 13 years in prison if you try anything stupid. Kouhei ain't with the bullshit, he enjoys a functioning butthole. Most people would ask "Kouhei why do you have a 13 year old first mate?" And he would respond "Because she can carry around a big ass axe and flex any of you idiots." Which was true, Iris was kinda a beast at a young age, thus why she was accepted into the Marines in the first place. Though she was far too innocent to actually enjoy battle like her ill-mannered Captain.
Scanning over this stupid menu gave Kou somewhat of a headache. The prices were wayyyy too much for simple things like "coffee, tea, brownies". He was hungry, but he also didn't want to pay half his paycheck for a fucking sandwich. "Look here... you guys need to give me some sort of military discount or something, because I shouldn't be paying all this money for fucking finger foods. We defend your lives from pirates and other savages and y'all have us out here paying half a check for a single brownie? Nooooo wayyyy. Get in that kitchen and tell the manager we need 80 percent off our meals or I'm raising hell, and you better not spit in anything because I'll taste it and whoop ever ass in here!" Kouhei says with an unusually angered tone and face. He looks back towards his first mate and smiles.
"Sorry Iris-chan, these people are insane though. How dare they charge all this money for a small amount of food and drinks. We're out there everyday saving the world, and these jerks are trying to rip us off! Naw. I cannot accept that. Order anything though it's on me, as per usual."
Today was a good day though. On this day, Kouhei and his First mate decided to go on a little tea date. First off let me explain that this date was in no way romantic, it was strictly two crew members enjoying each other's company. Second, Antoinette Iris Madder, or Iris as Kou would call her, was 13 years old. 13. That's 13 years in prison if you try anything stupid. Kouhei ain't with the bullshit, he enjoys a functioning butthole. Most people would ask "Kouhei why do you have a 13 year old first mate?" And he would respond "Because she can carry around a big ass axe and flex any of you idiots." Which was true, Iris was kinda a beast at a young age, thus why she was accepted into the Marines in the first place. Though she was far too innocent to actually enjoy battle like her ill-mannered Captain.
Scanning over this stupid menu gave Kou somewhat of a headache. The prices were wayyyy too much for simple things like "coffee, tea, brownies". He was hungry, but he also didn't want to pay half his paycheck for a fucking sandwich. "Look here... you guys need to give me some sort of military discount or something, because I shouldn't be paying all this money for fucking finger foods. We defend your lives from pirates and other savages and y'all have us out here paying half a check for a single brownie? Nooooo wayyyy. Get in that kitchen and tell the manager we need 80 percent off our meals or I'm raising hell, and you better not spit in anything because I'll taste it and whoop ever ass in here!" Kouhei says with an unusually angered tone and face. He looks back towards his first mate and smiles.
"Sorry Iris-chan, these people are insane though. How dare they charge all this money for a small amount of food and drinks. We're out there everyday saving the world, and these jerks are trying to rip us off! Naw. I cannot accept that. Order anything though it's on me, as per usual."