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It's gonna be a fight tonight! For fuck sake...Coniko got arrested. While this wasn't the first time. This is the first time he's been locked up....for impersonating himself... Coniko sighed and jumped up from his jail bed and looked out his bared hole. It looked quite nice outside. But Coniko wasn't going to stay long in here. Maybe a few days grab some grub and some shut eye and then make his great escape. Of course ass a prize Coniko would take some lives. But that was just compensation for the idiots that arrested him. 3 days tops he gave himself to break out. 3 lives for each day he stayed on this island. "JAILER I NEED FOOD" Coniko would yell out. After a bit of time the jailer tossed in a loaf of bread and set down a bowl of curry. Coniko caught the bread and grabbed the bowl and sat back down. He quickly ate his surprisingly good meal and laid down of the rough bed. While this was better than rocks Coniko doesn't think anyone would want to sleep on this. Night came swiftly and his first day was over. Tomorrow was the day that he thought up his plan and begin to set it into motion. First Coniko would have the jailer bring him his send day of food. then while he is putting it down he would snatch the keys from him while faking a sneeze. It could work the jailer didn't seem too bright. Plus the way the keys are positioned it didn't make any noise so he wouldn't notice it gone. When he woke up it was in the afternoon. It was bout time to get his second day meal and it was time for him to start his escape. He called out one big time "JAILER ITS TIME FOR MY MEAL" but the big boots were replaced with soft sounding ones. Heels maybe? And out came and woman. She was quite slim but one thing freaked Coniko out. Her or His face looked like a man's? And His/Her voice was deep like one. His made Coniko cringe. But he would still have to get the keys. So right as the Jailer put the bowl down Coniko sneeze and quickly snatched the keys from the hook on his/her thigh. He/She then proceeded to sit down and watch Coniko eat his food. It was horrible He wouldn't sleep that night. For the Jailer was right there. He/she soon fell asleep and after that his plan was put into motion. Coniko looked at the time and it was 1:13 Coniko would quietly whisper "3 days.....kekeke" It was time to leave this place and make his escape off the island. But when he gets strgoner that Marine that put the gun to his neck will get what coming to him. Coniko quietly creeped over to the Jailer and put him/her in the sleeper hold. He/She struggled but Coniko tighten his hold and put him/her to sleep. But then he would finsh it off by Snapping the neck killing this weird jailer. "1 life" Coniko would then creep down the hall and do the same to an unsuspecting Guard. " 2 lifes" Coniko had only 1 more kill and he would be out of this place. He grabbed the guards Flintlock pistol. "One shot?" Coniko would say queitly. He would need to shoot and run as fast as he could to the nearest boat. He was inches away from the back door. This door had a litle window on it. So he could clear see the last guards head. Coniko slowly put the flint lock to the glass and pulled the trigger. "3 lifes" The loud noise would alert the other guards in the jail house. But it would be too late. Coniko was running as fast as he could towards a boat and towards the next island. Coniko knew that he wouldn't be able to return to this island for a while but he wouldn't need to. He was heading to the Grandline. But he would have to stop at the next island. Because those bastard Marines took the supplies he bought with the money he stole. But for now Coniko is going to hurry up. If he doesn't pick the pace up the Marines would soon catch him and it would be a lot worse than before. Coinko has heard of Impel Down but he has forgot most of it. The last time he had heard of it was when he was in Marejois and Coniko is never going there again. Coniko would laugh out as he completed his first jail escape. Now while it was a small jail and few guards he did escape. But this might raise his bounty. Plus he missed the interrogation. But alls well ends well right? Right? |
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