His lands moved down his chest, stopping at his stretched stomach, completely content as he was now. It had been all too long since he had eaten anything like this, it was usually just whatever he could steal or whatever was left out. He had tried going to the soup kitchen but it felt like accepting that his life was over at that point. "Right, kid. I cannot fucking believe it but you might actually be using your brain for once. Keep this up and you might pass the fifth grade." He laughed his shrill laugh once more, a grin spread firmly across his face, apparently without a care in the world. "So, in conclusion, you need me to sail your ship and I need you to make sure I don't get my head cut off by some random?" He asked inquisitively, running his nail against his teeth, forcing the dirt that had accumulated under it out. "So, assuming we get this ship and make it out of here, what's the plan then, hmm? The two of us aren't going to get very far alone, you're going to need a proper crew unless you're banking on a whole lot of luck. Considering I met you wandering around in the worst part of town drinking more piss than I weigh, I'm gonna assume you might be on your ass when it comes to that. Well, it's no bloody good, with no crew we would be lucky to get three days in without something going wrong." He patted at his stomach once more, the slap echoing around the before returning to his feet. Out stretching a bony hand towards his companion, covered in dirt, blood and tattoos, he continued. "So, partners? I'm Landru Nomad, and I would like to know your name, least I call you fuckwad for the rest of our time together."
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